This gnarly looking toy feels exactly as it looks like - fearsome! The heavy ridges all along the shaft make sure you know when you're making progress, one inch at a time. Overall the toy also thickens towards the base heavily, providing a challenge of girth as well.
The heavy curve of the shaft makes it a delight to use either by hand or by riding, and is sure to hit all the right spots inside - and if it all gets a bit too samey, try turning it a 180 degrees, and suddenly the toy finds a whole DIFFERENT lot of right spots!
All measurements have been taken at the widest point.
|Base of Shaft Circ.||20.1|
|Base of Shaft Diameter||6.4|
|Base of Shaft Circ.||7.9|
|Base of Shaft Diameter||2.5|
Name: He’s known as “Naughty” by the general public, but his real name is Nuutti [nu:t:i]
Species: Pagan Finnish Nuuttipukki - style goat (Anthro, unguligrade)
Age: 666? Unknown?
Height: 195 cm
Build: Big and broad in appearance, but not muscular; quite boney and lanky; “scary” looking. Hunched back.
Wardrobe: Fur coat that’s turned inside out, birch bark mask, old fashioned boots, worn down trousers
Naughty wardrobe: Vitsa (birch rod). Likes a good vitsa to spank furs with.
Occupation: Groundskeeper at Santa’s village: Used to be a big influencer but since the world began favouring the shiny, polished version of Christmas, he was “retired from service” and now works at the village all year around.
Hobbies: Going door to door, being pesky!
Personality: Despite his appearance, he is actually very nice. Sage and respected in his community. He’s like the grumpy old man next door that everyone’s afraid of - but then it turns out he’s a real sweety.
After hours: Horny goat!
Among all of Kisu's Friends, Nuutti is quite the lovable rogue of the pack. Inside that rough outer shell lies a truly caring and sweet heart, but that is only if you're deserving of it and have been nice enough - or is it naughty? That is up to him to decide.